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The Void Cow #38

He points the murdery end of his staff at my torso. “Disrespect our Queen one more godsdamn time and I’ll do more than just knock you on your ass. Now answer her!” “Actually, you knocked me on my face; not my ass,” I respond. Like a flash of lightning, the guard twirls his staff around to the blunt end. Like […]

Vote on episode 35 of The Void Cow

“Does anyone have a grudge against you? Why would you think someone would curse you?” “I’m, like, ridiculously good looking.” I repeat with a wink. Two guards standing behind me put their hands on the handles of their swords. Queen Brandy stays their hands. She inspects me. “So what you’re telling me is that you don’t know who cursed you […]

Diode

Technicolor gods make vicious footsteps in red, blue, and green. Lowly mortals wrapped in white reps watch on the television screen. Their eyes obsessed with diodes colors to project on the white. Mortals blinded to true cathodes hidden underneath the light. Undying captains of industry march their idols to the skies. Shit is piling upward toward infinity for humans to […]

And the winner of The Void Cow #35 is…

“Who knows what your guard did with it while I was passed out.”“Does anyone have a grudge against you? Why would you think someone would curse you?” “I’m, like, ridiculously good looking.” I repeat with a wink. Two guards standing behind me put their hands on the handles of their swords. Queen Brandy stays their hands. She inspects me. “So […]

The Void Cow: The winner of #34 is…

I’m, like, ridiculously good looking. “We always did want to take over that realm…” We chant to ourselves. “Good idea, us. Let’s continue gathering intel on that dimension for now. Figure out their weaknesses. Then, we’ll take them all down!” We laugh in unison. Mostly. Harold laughs out of beat with us. “Dammit, Harold, we talked about this. You have […]

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The winner of The Void Cow episode 33 is…

We did always want to take over that realm… Here’s the episode in case you missed it: We fly in circles around Captain Rancid and chant, “Our realm doesn’t like your bad vibes.” “What are you doing?” Rancid asks. “You’re kind of an asshole so we’ve collectively decided to break our contract,” we say in unison before going back to […]