June 3, 2021

Thanks for your contributions, patrons!

Thank you for supporting me month over month. Your support strengthens my ongoing writing and illustration projects. Although I’ve announced that The Void Cow is ending soon, I’ve got more in store. Here are some benefits you can expect to see down the road: • Discounts on merch from my store (once I open it)• Exclusive access to certain merch […]

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June 3, 2021

The Void Cow will end after episode 40

It is with a heavy heart that I announce that The Void Cow will be discontinued after episode 40. I did not make this decision lightly, but felt that this was the right time to move on. It’s been a great story, told over the span of about six months! Episode #38 dropped just today, and y’all can expect the […]

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June 3, 2021

The Void Cow #38

He points the murdery end of his staff at my torso. “Disrespect our Queen one more godsdamn time and I’ll do more than just knock you on your ass. Now answer her!” “Actually, you knocked me on my face; not my ass,” I respond. Like a flash of lightning, the guard twirls his staff around to the blunt end. Like […]

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June 3, 2021

Queue

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June 3, 2021

And the winner of The Void Cow #35 is…

“Who knows what your guard did with it while I was passed out.”“Does anyone have a grudge against you? Why would you think someone would curse you?” “I’m, like, ridiculously good looking.” I repeat with a wink. Two guards standing behind me put their hands on the handles of their swords. Queen Brandy stays their hands. She inspects me. “So […]

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June 3, 2021

Diode

Technicolor gods make vicious footsteps in red, blue, and green. Lowly mortals wrapped in white reps watch on the television screen. Their eyes obsessed with diodes colors to project on the white. Mortals blinded to true cathodes hidden underneath the light. Undying captains of industry march their idols to the skies. Shit is piling upward toward infinity for humans to […]

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June 3, 2021

Vote on episode 35 of The Void Cow

“Does anyone have a grudge against you? Why would you think someone would curse you?” “I’m, like, ridiculously good looking.” I repeat with a wink. Two guards standing behind me put their hands on the handles of their swords. Queen Brandy stays their hands. She inspects me. “So what you’re telling me is that you don’t know who cursed you […]

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June 3, 2021

Again

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June 3, 2021

Thank you, patrons!

I appreciate y’all supporting me. I’m using this money to purchase ads for the preorder of The Aether. The more I can get the word out there about this book, the more successful it’ll be. Can’t wait to get this out there on Aug 24.  Back to editing! <3 

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June 3, 2021

The Void Cow: The winner of #34 is…

I’m, like, ridiculously good looking. “We always did want to take over that realm…” We chant to ourselves. “Good idea, us. Let’s continue gathering intel on that dimension for now. Figure out their weaknesses. Then, we’ll take them all down!” We laugh in unison. Mostly. Harold laughs out of beat with us. “Dammit, Harold, we talked about this. You have […]

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