Listen to an early mix of my poem “Absurd”

Hi folks, this is an irreverent poem that I read from my Faces collection. Attks th drknss made backing music for it. I plan on releasing my entire Faces collection through Bandcamp and possibly Spotify in the future. I’ll likely offer this as a freebie for backers at the $5+ level. This one’s about my gripe with the English term […]

The winner of The Void Cow episode 33 is…

We did always want to take over that realm… Here’s the episode in case you missed it: We fly in circles around Captain Rancid and chant, “Our realm doesn’t like your bad vibes.” “What are you doing?” Rancid asks. “You’re kind of an asshole so we’ve collectively decided to break our contract,” we say in unison before going back to […]

Shape the outcome of The Void Cow (Episode 33)

We fly in circles around Captain Rancid and chant, “Our realm doesn’t like your bad vibes.” “What are you doing?” Rancid asks. “You’re kind of an asshole so we’ve collectively decided to break our contract,” we say in unison before going back to reciting our chant. Our spell to cast her out is starting to work. Rancid spins around. It’s […]

Read and vote on The Void Cow (Episode 32)

“No, dammit!” Captain Rancid screams into the starlight ether. “Queen Brandy is the baddy! She’s the one who employed that witch you just helped me dispose of to wrangle a fourth-dimensional bovine so she could use its milk to turn our regular soldiers into impervious super-soldiers. This was all in the contract.” Rancid stares at a fixed point in our […]

I now have 7 patrons!

Thank you all for supporting me in my writing endeavors. Here’s a bit of what I’m working on:• The Void Cow (weekly episodes)• The Aether: A scifi story collection• Poetry readings from my Faces collection• Having a solid 2-3 stories and 3-5 poems to enter in contests this year Your support gives me the ability to do all that. I […]

Read and vote on The Void Cow (Episode 31)

“What kind of asinine question is that?” Rancid spits. “This isn’t some episodic ‘choose your own adventure’ style fantasy comedy fairy tale—this is real life. I gather that you might have a different reality, as you’re a collective sentient embodiment of pure magical energy licensed and bonded to my world by me, but I think you get the general idea. […]